Hillary Clinton tried to scare us all with that "Ohmigod this here red phone is ringing in the White House at 3AM with some crisis and do you really want some young black man answering it?" ad. It failed. In the end, she couldn't even convince the little girl in the ad to vote for her—that girl, Casey Knowles, is now 17 and an Obama supporter. We don't know what's creepier: That a presidential campaign can just take decade-old stock footage of a child and use it in a national ad, to her surprise; or that ABC News refers to Casey Knowles as "3 A.M. Girl." That's just creepy [ABC]. After the jump, our current favorite remix of the Hillary ad—now with increased accuracy!