Evidently there is some kind of television network called CBS that airs a program called The Early Show. This Early Show apparently has some mean producer boss lady who runs around making people say they're sorry for things and then makes them cry. Shelley Ross, who, according to the Post, is both "hard-charging", and "hard-driving" (and, oh look!, we've called "tequila swilling") has seen 21 staffers leave the show since she began in September. Those who have stayed on often grumble (or worse) about her demand for 18 hour work days, especially during sweeps. She even demanded that someone reschedule a colonoscopy. This, no doubt, offers grim foreshadowing of what a Hillary presidency will be like. Because, you know. [P6]