Sad, lonely gay gossip columnist Perez Hilton (née Mario Lavandeira) would like to help you, young up-and-coming (and male, definitely male) gossip writer, so long as you send him sex videos of yourself masturbating and doing other filthy stuff. Oh, and then he, uh, won't actually help you. That's what happened to poor Jonathan Jaxson, a peppy young upstart who was promised a bountiful cornucopia of gossip and sssssecrets so long as Perez got the sexy home movies right away. Sad, lonely, gay gossip column Page Six (which, in its piece, manages to get in a random jab at the New York Times) apparently has pages and pages of IM conversations between the two that paint a bleak, desperate picture of Perez: "you should totally make a sex tape . . . (but not with me)." Evidently Perez did get the videos from Jaxson, but then never sent any information over or helped him out in anyway. "I fell in love with Perez. I thought he had a huge heart . . . but he's just a asshole," the broken hearted Jaxon tells Page Six (we're assuming the "ass", P6 just said "bleep"). Oh... It's just devastating, blog buddies! [P6] After the jump, a couple of videos of Jaxson, who is exactly as depressing as you'd expect.