Poor sad Anderson Cooper. He guest hosted Live! With Regis & Kelly this morning (Regis was out) and he and Kelly got into a discussion about the Super Bowl and Super Bowl parties. The CNN anchor and almost definite gay person admits that he doesn't like parties at all because he's "a complete loser." Aww blubber blubber blubber. You know what was cute when you were 19 and awkward that isn't cute when you are rich, famous, good looking and talking to a robot made by the Frito-Lay corporation (Ripa)? Self-deprecating crap like this. You like parties, Anderson. Just not the kind you can talk about on this show.