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Remember that guy you hate, Rick "Domain King" Schwartz? He sold to CNN for $750,000 earlier this month. Well, the feeling's not mutual. He doesn't hate you. He just wonders why he's only one living the way he does. Schwartz told Sydney Morning Herald he's shocked more people don't get into the business of trading domain names. Because really, it's a fabulous life. Just ask the King himself.

I have a great lifestyle because the dollars come in the same whether I work or not. So I only work when I see opportunity. My most productive time is in the morning from about 5:30 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. with a break just for breakfast. Then off to a nice lunch. Then usually some type of leisure activity. Then a couple of hours to relax. Then dinner. Then watch some nightly TV and off to bed.