CNBC's Charlie Gasparino just reported that a Merrill Lynch fixed income research employee, outraged at not receiving a bonus, shit all over the floor. A Merrill Lynch spokesperson claims it was merely "an accident in one of the stalls," though Dealbreaker has a slightly different and more terrifying verion of the story: "The way we first heard it is that a guy took a dump in the rest room, stomped in it, and then dragged it all over the place by walking around with it on his shoes." So it is the Wall Streeters doing that to our bar bathrooms every weekend. More gossipy, disgusting details welcome. [DealBreaker]