Are you so super excited for the Broadway debut of Disney's "The Little Mermaid"? Lots of other people are, especially the kooky (but passionate!) folks at, who sponsored a contest to discover talented mer-hopefuls across the land. Send us your best "Part of Your World," people! And the people did, in droves. This girl won the actual contest, but we really couldn't tear our eyes away from boy crooner Nick Patera, who sings the girl parts too because he's just that secure in his sexuality. Kid's a halfway decent singer, but once the Today Show (pushing their "We're-hip-to-viral-video" message) invites him on the air, you know his next stop is The Surreal Life, via Dr. Phil.