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Not since Sharon Stone shrinkwrapped her below-the-belt Basic Instinct co-star for a gala fundraiser has the Make-A-Wish Foundation had such an exciting, celebrity-pants-related opportunity. Kathy Hilton has spent the holiday amassing an impressive collection of celebrity memorabilia for an eBay auction benefiting the dream-fulfilling children's charity, including a pair of stonewashed dungarees worn and signed by Mel Gibson.

To sweeten the deal, if the reserve is met, the Apocalypto director has promised to further personalize the garment by inscribing it with a memorable line from the auction winner's favorite Gibson movie or drunken racist rant, though having him write the word "Sugar" on one rear pocket and "Tits" on the other will cost a premium. Come on, now, bidders: This is for a good cause.