Say what you will about intellectually incurious The View co-host Sherri Shepherd, but you can't accuse her of not performing her due diligence in picking a political candidate. Before she's willing to make up her mind about Mitt Romney's fitness for office, she wants some explanation about the Mormon stuff that's making her uneasy. Does his segment of Christianity, like hers, predate Judaism and ancient Greece? Do they share her controversial views on the shape of the Earth?

And, most crucially: if elected, is he going to build a couple of new homes adjacent to the White House that share a secret backyard, turning our nation's First Residence into some kind of polygamist stronghold, just like those people on Big Love? Once she has the answers to hard questions like these in hand, she'll finally be ready to make an informed choice about Romney and his mysterious faith.