Aleksey Vayner, the most popular Halloween costume of 2006, plagiarist, fabulist and the king of all banker-boy douchebags, has come to New York City begging for a job and amends. Why the delay? As Dealbreaker notes, Vayner graduated in May and "was going to go pro in tennis, with a debut playing doubles in the US Open. Unfortunately, his partner hurt his wrist two hours before their match."

So now he's sending out his resume. One on paper, not on video!

He's still a writer though! A new book called Millionaires' Blueprint for Success is a follow-up to his first book that actually never existed, Women's Silent Tears: A Unique Gendered Perspective on the Holocaust.

Gone too are his bona fides as a Tai Chi Chuan master and Chinese healer. In the renovation, he's also lost his ability to speak Spanish and his membership in the Society of Competitive Intelligence Professionals! Why, he's a shell of a man.

New Resume [Dealbreaker]

Old Resume [Ivygate]