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We knew it probably wouldn't be long before video of Danny Bonaduce/Johnny Fairplay "fight" at last night's Fox Reality Channel awards show surfaced, allowing us to evaluate Bonaduce's claims of self-defense. After you've had a look at the footage, it should be abundantly clear that Bonaduce was moved to violence solely out of concern for his personal well-being, fearing that the vigorous humping Fairplay inflicted upon his torso might leave unsightly bruises on the abdominals he obviously spends so much time sculpting.