Since we're assuming that you forgot to tune into the Tonight Show last night to watch Hollywood-related political history being made, here's a clip of the district attorney from Law & Order dramatically stating his intention to become the President of all the U.S. Americans, an announcement that host Jay Leno helped celebrate with a series of hilarious, mocked-up campaign bumper stickers pointing out that Italian last names are difficult to spell and that the former senator is not an indiscreet seeker of homosexual encounters in airport bathrooms. If this footage isn't enough to convince you of Thompson's qualifications for our Nation's highest office, we recommend that you view the video posted after the jump, which condenses his impressive career achievements into an easily digestible slideshow: