A Long Island correspondent reports that Newsday has stopped giving its reporters free newspapers, and that's rankling some of the reporters—especially those who live in the five boroughs, where they can't get home delivery. Sniff! Our tipster writes:

Until recently, we picked up a copy of the paper from a table in the middle of the newsroom when we arrived in the morning. But now we're literally walking around begging for a copy. Others simply don't read the paper anymore!

Or they could, you know, read it online? Don't they know that print is dead anyway?