Magazines. They just don't satisfy, somehow, all niched up and specific and all about one thing to make advertisers happy. Why can't magazines address the multiple people that we are? Why can't they reach, and stretch, and maybe purr a little? So finally we've designed our dream magazine. We seek investors who believe in the power of print!

Combining the lifestyle sensuality and gaywad uptightness of Monocle with the persnicketiness and aging sadness of Cat Fancy, our dream magazine conjures a lifestyle (ages 8 through 80!) that speaks of both exurban adventure and never leaving the house. Advertisers will thrill to the lush demographics—readers of such a magazine will buy anything online. You know where to email us, rich people. Let's make this thing happen.