I was just reading the new memo from the LA Times publisher—Jim Romenesko summed it up pretty well by quoting "The old model is broken" and leaving it at that—when I realized it was the last day of the month! Oh no! Our May traffic goals! Is our little website going to make it? And who among us would help us set a new record traffic month, thereby letting us keep our jobs without shame or emotional torture?

Would Doree help?

Not really. Would Balk help?

Sort of helpful, yes! Would Emily help us help ourselves?

Yes she would. Hmm. Josh?

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