Joe Francis Safely Behind Bars; America's Teenage Breasts Heave Enticing Sigh Of Relief
Mind-rapist and anal intrudee Joe Francis was arrested this morning in—wait for it—Spring Break haven Panama City. We wish him all the best in his struggle against the cruel college gals who've unfairly accused him of victimizing them and forced him into the unholy process of mediation.
"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Arrested at Airport [TMZ]
Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis Arrested [People]