My theory is she couldn't handle thought of paternity test b/c it would show that Dannilynn's [sic] daddy is Daniel," said our commenter Rudy Huxtability, mere moments after Anna Nicole Smith's death on February 8th. Ha... ha? Today we're thinking this tasteless remark somewhat psychic! Because we hear the ridiculous rumor, from someone who believe it or not seems credible, that Anna's twisted tale has indeed taken a turn for the Sophoclean: our tipster says that DNA tests have suggested that Daniel is Anna's baby's father, and that his body will soon be exhumed in order to confirm. Gross! Fascinating! Totally random! We'll keep you posted, especially when we get to the part where it's revealed that infant Danniellynn actually killed both Anna and Daniel. Will she put out her own little baby eyes?

Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Anna Nicole Smith