Depending on your proclivities you will either be appalled or amused by this morning's Post cover story concerning the "meshugga madam who taught people how to be sex slaves turned a stately $3 million Westchester home owned by an ultra-Orthodox rabbinical school into an S&M dungeon." If you're like us, though, you'll have focused on a different detail: $3 million for that house? Jesus Christ, real estate prices really are out of hand! Even for Bedford Hills, that's crazy!

House of Pain [NYP]