It's so Jane to put Drew Barrymore on the cover of the March issue of Jane! She's so smart and cute and funny, and she dates indie rockers and one-testicled comedians. Also, she describes herself as a "sexual, free, fucking nudist little bird running around" and "a wood nymph when it comes to sexuality." Right-o! Well, the whole wood nymph thing would explain the dress she wore to last year's Golden Globes.

Anyway, Drew also had these things to say:

I'm such a workaholic and so fucking on fire all the time, it bewilders the shit out of me...If you're interested in something, you have to act on it. When you get ideas, don't just let them be fleeting thoughts that flow into the universe, so that later you look back and think, 'God, I wish I had done something about that.' Just go for it and never be afraid.


I would definitely like to have a family one day. I don't know when or with who, but I don't picture myself alone and bitter...When I get old, I am not going to be wearing polyester pants. I'm going to wear old Levi's and Birkenstocks. And hopefully I'll have enough hair to wear braids."

And finally, on being Frances Bean's godmother:

Courtney and I have not seen each other in a while, so I haven't had the pleasure of being in Frances' life for a few years. That's a great loss for me, and I hope to reconnect with her.

Yoinks! No reading between the lines necessary there. No sirree.