The tabloid T.V. get of the week is Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer and potential baby-daddy—already Entertainment Tonight has him locked down.

The word on the street today is that Entertainment Tonight paid a million bucks for the interview. But the weirder rumor on the street is that the New York Post put up half the cash for exclusives to the exclusives. Should such a crazy thing be true, well, at 25 cents a paper, that interview would have to move two million units to pay for itself. Which is more than three times as many papers as they sell a day. Rumor true? Untrue? Drop us a line.