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Us Weekly and Star are kind of okay to be seen reading on the subway (kitsch factor), but People is for Midwestern soccer moms now and forever. Aren't you lucky that we read it so you don't have to? If it weren't for us, you would have missed these bitchtastic quotes from Beyonc , who sooo didn't mind not having the starring fatgirl role in Dreamgirls one tiny bit. Nope, no diva here!

Because I'm a star they just automatically assume that I'm not humble enough to sit down and take a back seat, which I am."

Uh huh!

Jennifer Hudson had such a pressure, first of all, never being in a film and never have done an album and still having to live up to those expectations

Oooh, hisssss. Ok, but best of all:

I mean," said Knowles, "I wish I could've gained 20 pounds and played Effie."

Beyonce Denies Rumors of Jennifer Hudson Feud [People]