We're not sure which is worse: the fact that this limited edition! $60! Jack Spade! baseball cap is only available this Saturday at Barney's, or the fact that Complex magazine seems to think this is a good thing. Come to think of it, we would've nominated it for the Douchebag Hall of Fame, but unfortunately the rules dictate that all douchebags must be living, breathing human beings—not hats. When the rules change, though, we'll fast-track this one.