A wise woman once said, love is a battlefield, and the world of dating is fraught with many perils. But we get past the bad dates and look forward to the next, knowing that the worst that could happen is that we wouldn't hit it off and resign ourselves to moving on and changing our phone numbers. Today's bad date becomes yesterday's news.
That is, unless you go out with today's inductee to the Douchebag Hall of Fame inductee, Darren Sherman. You see, if he pays for your dinner, you better continue seeing him, or he will bill your ass. Read (and listen) here for the full story.