The Disney-obsessed MiceAge site is probably not where you'd expect to find the latest account of Lindsay Lohan's underage, drunken antics, but as it turns out, someone at Disneyland thought it would be a great idea to allow Lohan and her entourage to rampage through the Magic Kingdom and long-abandoned, possibly haunted California Adventure park to celebrate her 20th birthday. Lohan, of course, repaid Disney's hospitality by giving its Cast Members a firsthand demonstration of the craft for which she is best known:
Disney kept the Soarin' Over California, Tower of Terror, California Screamin' and the Maliboomer rides open for Lohan and her guests and they cavorted in the empty theme park until Midnight. The CM's operating the attractions for the small group also noticed a certain smell in the air, but their supervisors insisted that they continue to operate the attractions for the group. You should know that attractions Cast Members in Anaheim are specifically trained to not allow people to ride the attraction if they appear to be intoxicated or under the influence of an illegal substance, and this alcohol awareness training is most strictly enforced in DCA where liquor, beer and wine is served in close proximity to some of the attractions.
After midnight, Lohan and her party were escorted over to Disneyland as it was clearing of its day visitors. There, they found a half dozen E-Ticket attractions that were kept running for them compliments of Disney. Space Mountain, Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain and Thunder Mountain were all stops on the exclusive after-hours tour. And the [Cast Members] working those attractions were also concerned about the safety of some of the members of the party, as there was a definite whiff in the air as the increasingly rowdy group visibly stumbled into the loading area of each ride.
Between the obvious smell, rude behavior and the snotty attitude the entire party displayed, there were very few Lindsay Lohan fans working at Disneyland by the end of that night. At 1:30am, with Disneyland completely deserted, the birthday party was then loaded onto the Sailing Ship Columbia. As the ship cruised around a darkened Rivers of America with Mickey Mouse on board and catered desert being served by costumed pirates, the party took its most alarming turn as some party guests used the darkened ship to engage in very inappropriate behavior for the happiest place on earth.
Well, very few fans besides that Mickey Mouse and a handful of lucky pirate cater-waiters, who got to watch as Lohan and her gang magically transformed their normally G-rated Sailing Ship Columbia into the decidedly more adult Colombian Orgy Boat. They probably can't wait for her to return when she turns 21.