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There's been a rumor floating around medialand this afternoon that VF scribe Dominick Dunne — celebrity, friend to celebrities, chronicler of celebrity trials — had a heart attack last night. The version we heard even ended with an ominous "and he's not doing well." But we're now able to tell you that the report of Dunne's heart attack, as it turns out, was an exaggeration. Vanity Fair's spokeswoman assures us that Dunne's heart problem last night was merely a palpitation, and both he and his doctor expect he'll be just fine.

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