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Why is it, newspaper people always wonder, that the younger generation doesn't read our product? Why do kids find us irrelevant, they ask. And why don't the special youth-targeted things we publish help attract them, the bigshots wonder.

Then newspapers publish things like The Washington Post's 2,000-word Style section discover of this exotic new being, the wingman! And still they wonder.

A Bud for the Ladies [WP]
That's It, Bring Back the Draft [Wonkette]