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The support team for Larry and Sergey needs a fourth member. According to the Google Jobs post, the new hire will handle super-classified work like the Google founders' schedules, security, hotels (that bit's easy, only one room to reserve), and other "highly sensitive, confidential and non-routine information."

And the best part? It's a temp job. So if anyone wants to join Google, gather dirt, quit and spill it to the world, Valleywag will cheer you on — all the way to your NDA-violation trial.

Executive Administrator for the Co-Founders of Google (Temporary) - Mountain View [Google Jobs]