Ladies: Lemme talk to the gentlemen for a minute. Some of them are dealing with tough feelin's right now.

Guys, voting for a Valleywag hottie does not make you gay. "Hotties: Ladies edition" is coming up any day now.

In the meantime, clench those teeth and pick the next hottie — Max Levchin, former PayPal bouncer and current Slide-rider, or James Hong, Hot or Not founder and nearly-naked posterboy. Bonus: they're buds, so either way, this is almost a twofer.

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