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In a story that features no dateline, the Post tells of a panel called "Indie Night School: Lawyer Edition," held at the standard Lower East Side venue for such a bizarrely titled gathering, Pianos. Tom Sean, a 26-year-old member of the Black Spoons, introduced the speakers, noting that the entertainment lawyers were "also TOTALLY COOL! Because even lawyers are indie."

You may scoff at young Tom's declaration, but he's right. Entertainment lawyers are incredibly indie, as are doctors, terriers, Triscuits, and Crate and Barrel. And if you don't believe him, remember: Tom's in a band.

School of (Indie) Rock [NYP]