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Perhaps inspired by yesterday's news that Chris Klein doesn't blame Tom Cruise for the disintegration of his engagement to Katie Holmes, an intrepid Defamer operative delved even further into the actress's past, accosting Joshua Jackson, Holmes's ex-boyfriend and Dawson's Creek co-star last night. Says our man on the bathroom beat:

Last night while at the Broken Social Scene show at the Henry Fonda, I found myself standing behind Joshua Jackson of Dawson's Creek. When I was younger I was especially moved by his role in The Mighty Ducks, so I decided to make the most of my good fortune.

While he was walking to the bathroom I put my hand on his shoulder; he turned and I said, "You have to tell me the honest to God truth." He seemed startled but nodded. "Katie Holmes, and Tom Cruise, is it real love, or a PR stunt?" He seemed miffed and kinda snapped, "Man, how would I know, I haven't talked to the girl in six months."

I followed him to the bathroom (not in a creepy way - I had to take a leak). As fate would have it we met again when washing our hands "OK, OK, just tell me your gut instinct on the thing. It's for publicity right?" He turned to me and said "Dude, I told you, I haven't talked to the girl in six months. I don't know."

So there you have it - Joshua Jackson is a prick, and he hasn't talked to Katie Holmes in six months.

Labeling the guy a prick is unfair, as most people would probably bristle at being grilled about an ex in the line for the restroom. But, indeed, there we have it—Cruise's people have already gotten to Jackson, who clearly has no interest in sharing a bamboo tiger cage with Klein.