Now that Wedding Crashers has hit theaters, we expected a precipitous decline in Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson coverage, but much to our delight, StallionMania™ gallops triumphantly on. A reader submitted this photo from last month's Maui Film Festival, where the Brothers Wilson (even the lesser-known Andrew) were honored with a "Shooting Star Award" for their familial success. Owen didn't appreciate being observed at play, approaching the amateur photographer "with his mallet at the ready and a scowl on his face...displaying none of that trademark Zen or 'aw shucksiness'" we've all come to know and cherish. We don't know how many times we have to say this, but don't taunt the Stallion in the wild—he'll buck you right off.
In other Butterscotch Stallion news: Fox 411 invokes the sacred nickname and discusses Wilson's possible relationship with 20-year-old Nicole Shabtai, a high-profile Duke co-ed who's been lingering around the stable. We must turn our attention to other matters before we further abuse this extended metaphor and do a disservice to Hollywood's magnificent steed.