Fred Durst: Nevermind About That Lawsuit Thingie
For the record, this baby is currently tacked to our refrigerator.
Last night, the Gawker Batcave received a call from entertainment management company The Firm, asking if we had received a delivery. Moments later, a messenger showed up bearing flowers and the note above. Was this the most genius prank ever? We called The Firm to verify the authenticity of the delivery, and it turns out that it is indeed from Fred Durst. So Denton gets to keep his money, which isn't too surprising — ever since his mother dipped him in the river Styx as a baby, he has been practically invincible.
Well, Fred, we're flattered. Thanks for the note and the flowers; you're such a good listener! We're still not going to touch your balls or your ass, but we will put Nookie back on our iPods.
Fred Durst: Touch My Balls And My Ass And Then Sue Gawker [Gawker]
Fred Durst Apologizes For Giving Us The Legal Reacharound [Defamer]