· "That is clearly air that is trapped in his speedo. And I wouldn't care if he had a dick bigger than Rick Donovan, he's still ugly as hell with a moron accent."
· "'Owen Wilson's Enormous Wang' would be a great name for a band."
· "Good lord. If that's all it takes to get you queens in an uproar, no wonder I'm so popular. THAT'S enormous?"
· "I think the dick he calls a nose is bigger."
· "what's the big deal? doesn't everyone get hard in tepid water under lights with hundreds of people milling around? jeez."
· "[A]t least he's got a substantial chubby. Probably between six and seven "rampant." Correction: ... between seven and eight "rampant."