A gentle reminder: I demand the Paris Hilton sex tape. I know one of you has it. So deliver it unto me already.
Ms. Hilton, as you will remember, called ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon a liar back in August when he spread rumors about the porn tape. Now it's been nearly 30 hours since the NY Post and the NY Daily News claimed that not only does such a tape exist, but that copies are circulating amongst "media people." So don't bogart the porn, media people. Cough it up.