<![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Let's see. There was Mark, Mike, Bobby, Mike's best friend Rob, the guy who looked like Roger Daltry (this is 1982, folks), Dennis, the frat boy with a noble name, Cusack (what was his first name? damn), another Bobby, Dana, Mark's best friend Dan, Brian (I was crazy about him), another Bobby (who was crazy about me, the poor sap), Chris, Steve, Suzy's brother, Sacha, Christophe, another three or four I'm blanking on, and then I turned 21. I mean, what else do you do in college?
I miss those young, virile, insatiable testosterone-super charged boys, I gotta say.
Mrs. Robinson had it right.

Swordfish

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Is it bad that I genuinely lost count?

Awesomist

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> I agree with Vox Populi. 6-8 seems rather low to me.

But then again, I already know, I'm a stupid junkie whore.

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Is that internet dating site lays or real life bar floozy moments?

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Everybody knows that women lie in their response to this question by subtracting about a third from the actual number, while men lie by adding a third. Which means that we've all slept with the exact same amount of people. (In any case, the only question men care about the answer to is: Am I the best? And you'd damn well better say yes, and make it convincing.)

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Also six to eight is pretty sad for a man who's made it to age 30-44. I'm thinking that either:
A. People aren't answering the question honestly when they're polled.
B. Those people who get married early are throwing off the curve
C. A significant portion of the poll was conducted in the Vatican (everyone knows altar boys don't count).
D. Or, I am in fact a filthy whore.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Gawd, those chicks in Friends really were sluts.

Swordfish

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> What the hell are the .2's and .5's??????

LRM216

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Sarah, did you mean to say an amazingly small baby-like cock? Because yeah, that shit really matters.

ae38

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> cheekyness, not sarcasm

hjih

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Where are they conducting these interviews? A nunnery? Haven't we established that even priests have more sex than this?

Norma Desmond

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> It's pretty clear really. The numbers are for partners at the same time. Now screw on you silly scripted drones.

therealgoogle

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> He was learning, he was learning!
Poor Rayanne. Another victim of society's double standards...

bh

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> I mean, I've THOUGHT about having sex with 10.5 people.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> let's just put the number in a new york post context:

"four"

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> I'm really confused. Should I go out tonight and have sex...or just hold hands?

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> FOUR? They mean four per year, right? Right?!

Constant Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> OMG I've been with hundreds of men. I guess my lays are numbered. 30ish is the new 20.

notatallfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> but bh, Jordan Catalano can't read. Although--maybe he could read the Post. The real victim here is Rayanne Graff.

automaticwin

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> the standard laid down by one of the american pie movies really makes the numbers out to be:

women: 12 partners
men: 2-2.3 partners

stop panicking ladies.

fivehole

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Poor Jordan Catalano. How are the mighty fallen.

bh

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Wait a sec! You mean to tell me people have sex? With other people? Damn! Knew I was missing something.

benmaimon

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> I'm sorry, was elegance a criteria for commenting?

Hjih, you're sarcasm is masterful.

sarahblooms

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> It's clear: the discrepancy arises because men are counting the ones they paid for, plus all the cybers on World of Warcraft.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Four? FOUR!?!? Well, there you have it. Proof positive that I am a dirty whore.

NotThatClever

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> sarah, your elegance is astounding.

hjih

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Clearly this is a flawed study based on self reporting. Either that or nobody gets laid in middle America.

Pandora Spocks

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Men had a median of 6-8 partners? Somebody's fucking lying. Either that or I'm now damn glad I'm queer.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> Four? Fuck it, I'm screwed. I'll never marry!

the girl also blogs

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> the median is FOUR??

for once in my life I am WAY beyond average.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around]]> 1. Don't ever ask the question and don't ever answer it. As long as you're clean, it's no one's business but your own.

2. Women who say size doesn't matter have never had sex with a man possessing a huge cock. It matters.

sarahblooms

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