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Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

drewheyman — Fri, 05 May 2006 21:18:15 EDT

it would have been really funny if people at the event would have known who he was, so a presenter after him could have said something like, "Man, Harvey Birdman's boss is an ass!"

drewheyman

Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

Fleury — Wed, 03 May 2006 23:35:31 EDT

It's not that hard to figure out... Hollywood liberals, politicians, and White House journalists are about the least likely people to ever laugh at themselves. It was hilarious, but it would take the jaws of life to take the stick out of their collective butts.

Fleury

Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

scott — Wed, 03 May 2006 20:16:16 EDT

No wonder Rupert doesn't want to buy you -- you damn liberals!

scott

Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

thefiveforty — Wed, 03 May 2006 16:14:38 EDT

Absolutely. Bias? Never. In fact, I'd say the results are skewed in that the 12.1% of people who responded "Not really that funny?" obviously suffer from a complete lack of humor.

thefiveforty

Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

Narnia — Wed, 03 May 2006 16:02:21 EDT

Just so we're clear: we're pitting awesome patriotism against unfuniness... so, uh... terrorism equals hilarity? "har har...arghh, terror makes me belly jiggle" - i'm a pirate

Narnia

Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

Leon Freilich — Wed, 03 May 2006 14:11:04 EDT

The other night, Colbert alluded to Lewis Libby's slimy lawyers, who are intent on slavering over reporter's e-mails, notes and drafts of stories about the Boy Scoot. SCOOTER'S ROOTERS' REQUESTS There's more: justice demands we see Teacher comments, high school degree, Letters exchanged with former lovers, CD collection, record covers, Financial disclosure, down to the penny, And parents' marriage license, if any.

Leon Freilich

Colbert Is a Great Patriot, Now Scientifically Proven!

konstantConsumer — Wed, 03 May 2006 13:24:19 EDT

i have a BA in sociology (which really proves a boon in the job market, if i say so myself), and i feel quite comfortable proclaiming that survey completely unbiases, with a p value under .001.

konstantConsumer