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Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

RobotsonCasiotones — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:19:25 EST

this CS contribution was far less creepy than normal. over half of it seemed totally contrived by someone who is all too cognizant of their obligation to put the C in CS. not to mention that a lot of it had nothing to do with the actual sighting. i preferred the obsessive details which could only have been gathered from some freak with binoculars or a scarily close vantage point. ps it's edvard munch pps i've tried to post this about 12 times so if all 12 somehow reappear from the black hole they have been falling into - feel free to berate me.

RobotsonCasiotones

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

RobotsonCasiotones — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:13:37 EST

this CS contribution is far less creepy than normal. over half of it is completely irrelevant to the sighting. i preferred the obsessive details which could only have been gathered by some freak with binoculars and a scarily close vantage point. ps it's edvard munch.

RobotsonCasiotones

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

Valerie Flame — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:12:45 EST

try finding a picture of her alone.

Valerie Flame

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

pipharper — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 21:14:06 EST

I've never read a Crazy Stalker sighting, and I don't think I'm missing out. Also, I don't know who Lauren Dupont is.

pipharper

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

Molly B — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:50:46 EST

Is there any connection between Crazy Stalker and Blackface Jesus?

Molly B

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

michellecollins — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:32:47 EST

For the record, I, too, saw Willem Dafoe at the Whitney yesterday, and thought the exact opposite: He looked adorable and friendly. He's tiny, yes, but he seemed like a nice guy. So take that, anonymous museum goer!

michellecollins

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econdave — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:30:42 EST

Come on, is no one going to make the obvious Rosie O'Donnell/raw fish joke? You people are slipping!

econdave

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

dotorg greg — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:28:46 EST

eh, it was crazier back in the Morley Safer days. Girlfriend's gotten too much attention now and is clearly trying too hard.

dotorg greg

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

ReallySmallTalk.com — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:16:40 EST

Jazzing Up Gawker Stalker Sightings With Minor Revision... Saw Michel Gondry at the b-side bar on avenue b and 12th street last night (Wednesday). He was at the bar using his laptop to DJ. He played a lot of Michael Jackson, and later stabbed a patron and screamed, "I am larger than Christ." My girlfriend saw Sarah Jessica Parker at a magazine stand (reading Home & Garden) in the international terminal at JFK (sans Matthew and baby) looking dapper with nice but tiny green shoes and a big skirt. In her left hand, she carried a large envelope of cash, a rubber Nixon Mask, a couple of pill bottles, and maps. She seemed able to talk to people with her mind...just by thinking. My girlfriend spoke with her in this manner.

ReallySmallTalk.com

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

Uff — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:56:52 EST

I'm telling you, people, just don't read the CS sightings. I may have nothing to do at work, but I won't sink that low. Reading Crazy Stalker is the intellectual equivalent of being a cutter.

Uff

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Princess Sparkle Pony — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:34:44 EST

*gasp* Paragraph break! My kingdom for a paragraph break! *passes out*

Princess Sparkle Pony

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Worker #3116 — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:12:06 EST

Is it just me, or does reading Crazy Stalker's Damian Marley reference kind of feel like when my stepdad said "I'm rich, bitch!" at brunch?

Worker #3116

Gawker Stalker: You Cant Stop Crazy Stalker, You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.

CHFDigital — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 14:49:31 EST

I say we stalk Crazy Stalker, write up something like the above on him and make little Baby Jesus cry.

CHFDigital