Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross - Gawker Comments

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

Paunch Sulzberger — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:31:34 EST

The fake David Cross is hung like a bull and fucks like a porn star. He's really building up your sack cred. You'll be the next Federline. It's all good DC!

Paunch Sulzberger

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

Rob Sterling — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:43:29 EST

That's actually my Uncle Ted and a friend at a Pittsburgh Penguins game in 1979. You have been Punk'd! Justice for Krucoff! Bababooey!

Rob Sterling

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

pipharper — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 16:16:32 EST

The real question though is this: did you have a good time hanging out with fake DC? If you hadn't've known he was fake, would you have walked away totally excited? Is he not doing any good?

pipharper

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

Veronica Vinegar — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 15:05:25 EST

I saw more power to Fake David Cross! Go get 'em, tiger!!!

Veronica Vinegar

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

ReallySmallTalk.com — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:07:14 EST

I think I just met the fake David Cross in...a...sad, weird...little sublet filled with spiders.

ReallySmallTalk.com

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

mark duffy — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:04:19 EST

we need a moniker for the fake Cross...David Criss. David X. David Crossbreed. David Crucifix...

mark duffy

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

CHFDigital — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:35:25 EST

The notion that "Arrested Development" might be cancelled makes Baby Jesus cry.

CHFDigital

Further Clarification on Real David Cross vs. Fake David Cross

michellecollins — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:03:14 EST

That resemblance IS spooky... but this guy has kind of a double-y chin. And come on, would the real David Cross be caught dead in a green turtleneck and mustard blazer? Were those items picked up in the women's clearance aisle of a Long Island Marshalls? If the fact that I'm wearing the exact same outfit right now is any indication, then yes, they were.

michellecollins