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Jessica Simpson Hits the Self-Help Section

BillyB — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 18:00:11 EDT

Here's a fun dramatization of the whole Foley/Page IM conversation, starring two hot gals: http://www.sneakmove.com/2006/10/one-sneakmovers-interpret...

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Jessica Simpson Hits the Self-Help Section

Billy B — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:10:52 EDT

Poor Jess has a laundry list of people to apply that book towards: - Nick, for being a bore - Ashlee, for being an embarrassment - Her dad, total psycho - Matt Leinart and the Laguna Beach gang, Nick's new playmates - Brad, Angelina, Jen, for costing her publicist so much extra to keep her on the covers of Us and People - Ricky Martin, for having the same weird jawline, chin and smile (ie, plastic surgeon) - The Jackass guys, for making her feel scummy when they laugh it up on morning radio - Herself. Because she's Jessica Simpson

Billy B

Jessica Simpson Hits the Self-Help Section

ReallySmallTalk.com — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 21:50:43 EDT

Okay, quick! Pick the comment attempting to squelch a rumor! Go!

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Jessica Simpson Hits the Self-Help Section

Norma Desmond — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:00:09 EDT

Once again, Jessica Simpson and her husband Nick Lachey are not, they repeat, NOT getting divorced. This book will be used solely in her dealings with her creepy father.

Norma Desmond

Jessica Simpson Hits the Self-Help Section

KAMcGuire — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 19:50:07 EDT

A Look Into Ashlee Simpson's Xanga: Currently Reading: The Purpose Driven Life Guys, so today I like totally am trying to find out my purpose. I'm so confused! :-(. Like, should I be a singer or an actress? Or like my BIG sis? There are just so many things out there! I don't wanna let my life just slip away! Go watch my favorite movie "Crossroads" and you will know how I am feeling right now. Just do it guys, be my friend.

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Jessica Simpson Hits the Self-Help Section

ReallySmallTalk.com — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:53:42 EDT

Other titles on Jessica Simpson's Amazon Wish List Besides "Dealing with People you Can't Stand" -"Getting The Southern Comfort and Blow You Deserve" -"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People Who Have Sex with Their Co-Stars When They Drink" -"Who Moved My ATM Card, Drink, and What Was Left of The Cocaine?"

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