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We've spent the last hour desperately trying to get knocked up. Hurry! Impregnate! Madonna is opening a Kabbalah primary school right here in New York! We've already commissioned BabyGap to design red-string booties! The school is set to open its doors in December, so we won't be able to squeeze out a liquor-damaged satan-spawn in time for the inaugural class, but hopefully we can get on the inevitable wait-list for our little Baby Gawker to enroll in the class of 2009.
Madge In A Class Of Her Own[Sky News]
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