<![CDATA[Gawker: bad lingo]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: bad lingo]]> http://gawker.com/tag/bad lingo http://gawker.com/tag/bad lingo <![CDATA[ Daily News Averts Clich Disaster ]]> Valentine-Heart.jpgSo, record numbers of slow-moving, five-abreast sidewalk-blocking Michiganders are in New York this month, pushing back the start of our workdays by keeping us from going where we need to go. Read the story. It's informative, if not particularly groundbreaking. The headline, however, is what's important. It appears to us as though the Daily News hasn't yet veered into the neverland of blog clich -dom, opting to use an actual heart symbol instead of claiming that the tourists in question "heart" New York.
"Tourists are our future - these are the people who generate the moneys that give an awful lot of the people in this city a job, and we are not going to walk away from that," Bloomberg said.
We're sure everyone "hearts" New York. We're even more sure that nobody "hearts" a crappy blog clich .

Record Number of Tourists Say: I "Heart" N.Y. [NYDN]

Earlier: Bad Lingo: Blog Clich Detector Is The New Proofreading Carefully!

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Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:30:57 EST rbouncer http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=224787&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bad Lingo: Rocky Falls Prey To Blogger Clich ]]> sly_cry.jpgWe were shuffling through the dessicated, juiceless items of today's Page Six (seriously, an item about equine herpes?!) when finally, we came across this tidbit from an interview Sly Stallone had granted to fans on Ain't It Cool News. Apparently, he'd had a bit of a tiff with legendary director/legendary dick Robert Evans at some point in the early 80s; it came to a head when Evans dumped a bag full of dirty Polaroids of Stallone's then-girlfriend on his lap. Sly's reaction?
I thought blood was going to come out my eyes.
At first we thought that maybe it's just something that writing on geeky fansites does to people, but then we realized that this isn't the first time Stallone's been guilty of bad lingo: we seem to recall him saying "yo" a lot, too.

Rocky Tells of Evans Spat [NYP]
Earlier: Bad Lingo

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Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:10:00 EST Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=224452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bad Lingo: Blog Clich Detector Is The New Proofreading Carefully! ]]> bad%20lingo%20book%20burning.jpgOMG!! A Hanukah gift dropped quietly into our inbox in the night! A smartypants computer programmer has actually created a program, inspired by our screed about abused and overused blogger writing copouts, that detects the offenses we mentioned. All you have to do is cut and paste the writing in question into the Clich Detector, and you'll know right away which turns of phrase to cut mercilessly, yo. Best. Computer Program. Ever. What's next? Someone will be inspired to create a computer program that just writes all of our posts for us? That might be a good thing, actually, cause all of this Rosie/Trump/Miss Nevada/Judith Regan meaningless pre-Xmas drivel is kind of making our eyes bleed, not to mention making us throw up in our mouth a little bit, and it seems like the media just isn't about to stop reporting these non-stories anytime soon. We're looking at you, Post. Seriously. Seriously. Um, so maybe you'll want to try it out? It's, wait for it, full of programmy goodness.

Clich Detector [Daniel Tsadok]
Earlier: Bad Lingo: Blog-Media Clich s

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Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:50:00 EST Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=223795&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bad Lingo Continues: Throwing Up In Mouth Predates 'Dodgeball'; Civilization? ]]> bunny.jpgYesterday, we took a stab at explaining the origin myth of annoying catchphrase "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit," Safire-steez. Unfortunately, our lack of etymological credentials shone through: we received several tips admonishing us for citing one of 2004's top Stiller/Wilson flicks, Dodgeball, as the original reference to intra-mouth vomiting. Apparently, the phrase has been irritating pompous, self-important/referential bloggers for much longer than that. After the jump, three alternate explanations, and an exciting opportunity for You — yes, the Time Magazine person of the year! — to decide which is right.

  • pretty sure the expression is a result of jim benton's "happy bunny"...shitty keychains/stickers were sold all over america (claire's, hot topic, other pre-teen stores with crappy t-shirts) with the phrase "you just made me throw up in my mouth a little." and a bunny looking happily embarrassed . . . anyway, it's really hard to find information on just when happy bunny infiltrated suburban malls, but i could swear he's been around about 5 years. also, this interview with jim benton acknowledges that happy bunny is at least 3 years old.

  • I first heard the phrase uttered by Jay Mohr's agent character in the 1999 TV series "Action"

  • Just so you know, although I'm not sure if it was the first use ever, but Parker Posey used the sentence "I (think I) just threw up in my mouth a little bit" in one of the episodes of Will and Grace that she was on (not sure which one though, but it was the one where she thought Will wanted her because of Jack's manipulative ploy - how original!). According to imdb, she appeared twice on W&G, in 2001 - way before 2004.

  • I think the phrase "I just threw up a little bit in my mouth" actually originated on an episode of Friends, long before 2004. I believe it was Monica's quote.

  • Jim McKay's film "Our Song" from 2000 about three high school girls who are members of Brooklyn's "Jackie
    Robinson Steppers Marching Band" — one thinks she's pregnant. The
    tip-off for the audience is when she suddenly says, "Oh my god, I think
    I just threw up in my own mouth." (I'm quoting from memory.) Admittedly,
    the emphasis is more on the location ("in my own mouth") of the throw-up
    than on the amount ("a little bit").

  • This phrase has been around since the dawn of fucking time
  • Okay, your call:

    Earlier: A Deeper Look At Bad Lingo

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    Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:30:00 EST Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=223220&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ A Deeper Look At Bad Lingo: When Did We Start Throwing Up In Our Mouths A Little Bit, And Why? ]]> bad%20lingo%20book%20burning.jpgWe were so perversely gratified by your response to our rundown of Blog Media Clich s, yo. But we were left asking ourselves a tough question: did we screw up a little bit (ha!) when describing one of our gripes? If you'll recall, we kicked the already-down "[negative experience, situation, or description]; I just threw up a little bit in my mouth." But judging from commenters' responses, which ranged from the tasteful "I think I just shit in my pants a little" to the downright debonair "I just came in my mouth a little bit," we didn't even hate correctly: the phrase is, OBVS (btw, continuing to use obvs forever to save valuable typing seconds), "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

    From whence did it come, though? It's important to us to know, for some reason. So after the jump, we make like William Safire, if William Safire was bludgeoned over the head repeatedly with a blunt object, and explore the etymology of the phrase. (That's not the one with insects, is it?)

    The answer was simple to find, and would have been even easier for us to suss out if we'd ever seen the movie Dodgeball. Apparently there's a scene in the movie wherein Christine Taylor's character receives unwanted advances from Ben Stiller's character, to which she responds with the now-classic line. After the movie's release in 2004, the phrase spread across the internet like something ickier than wildfire. Gonorrhea. No, more irritating. It spread like a combination of head lice and gonorrhea at the same time. Here are some of the most popular usages, randomly selected from the 10,400 available examples.

  • Generically commenting on a gross photo.
  • Being geekily opposed to something.(ex: a statue of a comic book character.)
  • Finding out who designed the Sacajawea dollar.
  • Bemoaning the undesirability of a celebrity pairing.
  • Writing a made-up quote in a low-rent version of the Onion.
  • Declaring the phrase itself to be over.

    All right, that concludes our little Safire-gasm. Back to your regularly scheduled Gawker-y goodness!

    Earlier: Bad Lingo: Blog Media Clich s

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    Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:30:00 EST Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=222845&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Bad Lingo: Blog-Media Clichs ]]> bad%20lingo%20book%20burning.jpgWhen you make words for a living, you will inevitably find yourself drawn into certain ruts of repetition. That's why you'll see the same tired clich s popping up in the same media outlets, or often in the writing produced by the same people. Blogs are no different, and are in fact worse — the increased breadth and depth of volume encourages mass overuse of an even longer list of lazy jokes, references, and turns of phrase. And blog comments and discussions recycle the same slop with alarming regularity. We're as guilty as anyone of these crimes, and likely more guilty than some. We're willing to admit there's a problem though, just like at AA, so we're cataloguing the worst offenders far and wide. After the jump, an annotated list of words, phrases, and terms that have long overstayed their welcome in the media-blogosphere. Send in your own, and as always, feel free to chime in comment-wise.

    Best. [ultimate thing or experience.] Ever/Evar.
    Likely originating in the reverse ("worst [x] ever"), this clich still has a deathgrip on the media, in all its sincere and sarcastic permutations. It's usually taken to mean a state of permanent, perpetual bestness, which is of course unsustainable. Sooner or later, something will not be the best [x] ever, and this phrase is a perfect example.

    [undesirable counter-example], not so much.
    The punchline that ends a thousand million columns and blog posts. Weak as the lightest of lite beers, or the puny farts you get from such beer.

    FTW, O RLY, lol, FTL, OMG, FWIW, btw, PWND, ROTFL, etc.
    These are borderline acceptable if you're instant messaging, speed-typing while online gaming, or expressing approval of a pornographic image posted to your favorite kink forum. Beyond that, stop it. Even if your audience uses these expressions in daily life, such practice should not be encouraged. Self-consciously peppering normal discourse with geekspeak acronyms (especially when used in conjunction with non-geek subjects) no longer rescues your words by way of anti-coolness. See also: "teh" anything.

    [negative experience, situation, or description]; I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
    In a rare sane move, most writers realize this one is dead, and thus avoid it. However, only when "threw up in my mouth" is completely exterminated from the world consciousness may we all rest in peace.

    [purposefully non-ghetto statement], yo.
    Often used in conjunction other ghetto nonfabulous phrases like "Oh snap!" and "The [object or situation] was mad [obscure adjective]," the ubiquitous "yo" is a red flag of caucasianness, or at least non-blackness, or certainly anti-hipness. See also "haterade," "shizzle," and so on. One waves the flag to signal and suborn the anti-cool nature of the associated prose, but these days, "yo" and its ghetto-term relations sound tired even when uttered by actual ghetto residents.

    [undesirable conclusion]. Oy.
    Even more so than fake ghettospeak, fake Jewspeak has been completely drained of impact, which perversely has made it even more prevalent in media and blogs (due to the well-known Jewish control of both). "Oy" in particular is a universally pointless and fantastically lazy way to express discontent without actually saying anything.

    [amazed paraphrase of opposing position]. Seriously? Seriously?
    Deadly serious in fact. The prose equivalent of telling a bad joke, wiggling your eyebrows, and saying "Eh? Eh? Eh? Am I right?" to your readers.

    What's next? [outlandish scenario]?
    Take something you don't like, then imagine a nutty alternate universe where that thing is exaggerated beyond all reason. One must follow from the other, correct? Your rhetorical work here is done.

    I'm looking at you, [example of complaint].
    Has been known to cause actual outbreaks of hives. As if the thing/person "looked" at would react with a surprised and bashful "Who, me?". Puts the writer in the unflattering role (for all concerned) of pedantic schoolteacher addressing unruly children.

    Um, [condescension]?
    As a verbal tic in conversation, "um" is perfectly acceptable and often auditorially invisible. Written in prose, it signals a level of smarmy superiority that would get you rightly punched in the face if you dared behave like that in person.

    [Argument], wait for it, [rhetorical flourish].
    Where did this come from? Stage direction cues in the theater? No matter, it's a ridiculous tease and artificial tension builder that's never worth the wait.

    [Undesirable experience] made my [sensory organ] bleed.
    One hopes there are people who've actually had their eyes, ears, or other parts bleed in such situations, so they can use this expression in all clinical honesty. Beyond that, inexcusable.

    [adjective]-y goodness
    "Goodness" once might have served as a comical placeholder for sarcastic expressions of positivity, but now it exists in this construction purely to demonstrate the high-lariousness of the writer. A near cousin replaces "goodness" with a noun specific to the context, such as "his sexy backness."

    [any word]-gasm
    Not orgasmic in any respect, and long past funny or clever.

    [x] is the new [y].
    The unkillable grandaddy of them all, a Protean monster capable of adapting to any topic, discussion, situation, or writer. Has gone through so many levels of irony, sarcasm, and hipster appropriation that it deserves to be captured and dissected so we can finally understand its vigor. There is likely no defense, but fight it as long as you can. Your sacrifice will be remembered.

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    Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:40:47 EST Chris Mohney http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=222162&view=rss&microfeed=true