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Tinsley Mortimer Talks Like I Think

It wasn't made up! Tinsley Mortimer does talk in weird, nonsensical sentences about strange things, like I imagine her to. New York magazine caught up with the socialite at the Takashi Murakami celebration at the Brooklyn Museum last night, and...


Magic Hair's Big Break

Remember those old, seemingly ubiquitous ads for the Hair Club for Men with the guy who wasn't just the president, he was also a client? Of course you do, they were everywhere. Then, they just kind of disappeared. The anti-balding industry had...


Who Would You Bump Off Now That New Jersey's Banned Executions?

If you feel like killing someone, make sure you do it in Jersey—starting today all you'll get for it is a roof over your head and three square meals a day for the rest of your life. (Also: the inability to walk more than 6 steps in one...


Topless Indians Found in Manhole Shocker

The majority of New York's timeless manhole covers are made by shoeless workers earning dollars a day in an anachronistic West Bengal, India foundry. The workers, pouring 2,500 degree molten metal into those classic ConEd molds, are usually...


"My 'Tyra Banks Show' Hell"

We recently received an email with the subject line "Tyra Banks did not pay ConEd." It recounts the hellish ordeal one viewer endured as an audience member during the taping of "The Tyra Banks Show." Taut, gripping, and tragic, it almost reads...


"The Ice Cream Cone, The Bob & Weave, Operation, The Swirl, The Hoover, The Plunger: Yes, these are all different types of blowjobs. Sweet Christ, people. Just suck. How complicated is it?" [Jesse on the Brink]


'New York Times' Commenters Are A Surly Bunch

What sort of person reads the New York Times? The comments section from a post about this morning's commuting issues on the paper's City Room blog might provide a clue. Since the Times doesn't seem to do it, we've gone ahead and picked out Gold...


The T.M.I. Awards: Mainly About Girl Parts

The personal essay is just like people: full of too much information, inherently dull, and a staple fascination of weekend media. The men and women of American letters just really love to get personal on their days off. We reward those who go too...


New York's Worst Bosses: Peter Arnell

With your help, we've ID'd 14 of the potentially worst bosses in New York. We'll be parading them in front of you daily, and when we're done, we'll all decide together who's the worst. Feel free to shout out your suggestions if any of these tales...


TimesSelect Free for Election-Week Fondling

What could be better than free cone day or free coffee day? Why, it's Free Paul Krugman Week at the New York Times. The Philips Electronics consortium is sponsoring a week of free TimesSelect access for the huddled masses, today through November...


Erica Christensen and Jay Hernandez Dance Like There's No Tomorrow, Which There May Not Be for "Six Degrees"

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Gawker Stalker: Everything You Wanted to Known About Ivanka Trump and Larry Gagosian But Were Afraid to Ask

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Classic Gawker Stalker: Someone Get Jon Stewart a "World's Greatest Dad" T-Shirt

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Mel Gibson Provides Perfect Excuse for Dude to Get Hammered on Camera

Always dedicated to important, breaking news, this morning the Today show explored the dangers of drunk driving (for the record, MADD was founded in 1980). In order to show how risky it is to drive after chugging a handle of Five O'Clock, they...


Classic Gawker Stalker: Spielbergs Make Pratt Institute Their Very Own Camp Ramah

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Blackout New York: Let The Paranoia Begin

More than a few versions of the following e-mail have made their way to our inbox:


Breaking: Annoying Murray Hills Kids Might Be Hot Under Popped Collars

If you're on the East Side between 14th and 30th Streets, there's a chance that you might not be reading this right now. According to a bulletin from ConEd, "Four of 24 feeders are out of service in the Madison Square network, which serves...


Gawker Stalker: Gisele Dates Down, Way Down

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Help Me Tom Cruise!

As powerless Queens alternately descends into Stone Age darkness or emerges to the withering gaze of the sun-god, them manholes continue to explode. Enjoy this WNBC morning news footage of a not-on-fire ConEd worker lethargically rolling across...


Mad Queens, Beyond Thunderdome

Today at Gawker, we choose to finally acknowledge the borough of Queens, which now enters the second week of an apocalyptic blackout that has even the oldest Greek grannies using AK-47s to get their rationed ice chips. So while you may have spent...


BREAKING: Carnegie Deli Explodes

Just received over the tipline:Carnegie deli just exploded 15 mins ago yeah in the basementWABC is on the scene, claiming the explosion was actually "near" the famous pastrami emporium, and says no injuries have been reported. Developing.


Remainders: Multi-Platform Katie Invasion

• Katie Couric's inevitable reign of evening news terror will not be limited to the television; CBS will be broadcasting on the radio and web, as well. You can't hide; her legs are gonna be spread all over the place. [NYT] • Carmen...


Classic Gawker Stalker: Philip Seymour Hoffman Hates Cute Midwestern Kids

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AP: Construction Boom Ensures You Will Never Get a Good Night of Sleep Again

There's an AP report out yesterday afternoon revealing that the city's huge construction boom is also creating a huge city noise boom:


Gawker Stalker: Milo Ventimiglia Calls Alexis Bledel a 'Cunt'

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Classic Gawker Stalker: Chloe Sevigny: Amateur Pornographer, Professional Cheapskate

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Blogorrhea NYC: Ben, Two Jerrys, &c.

• You know what would make a trip to Rite Aid even more pleasant? Crushing guilt from the cashier, of course. [Forksplit] • Nothing is ever free. Not even on Ben and Jerry's Free Cone Day. [BlaggBlogg] • How far would you go for...


Blogorrhea NYC: ConEd Dance Parties, MTA Seizures

• It's 2 a.m. on Saturday morning. You may be drunk, but there's no way you hallucinated those white, middle-aged ConEd employees busting a move to DMX on the corner outside your apartment. [Logged Hours] • If you live in an "artsy"...


Classic Gawker Stalker: Chelsea's Bed, Bath, and Beyond: Because Celebs Need Dust Ruffles, Too

Sightings are sent in by readers and then posted to Gawker Stalker Maps. This is our occasional, old-school compilation of some of our favorites. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com. This week, stalking has been brought to you by Vh1's So...


HuffPo Tackles Anal Play!

Hey, remember the Huffington Post? Maxim UK EIC Greg Gutfeld is continuing to wipe his hilarious drool all over the high-minded blog, and his latest post outlines his "new line of environmentally friendly sex aids." Some examples: