zibby commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs Sold for "Low Six Figures"

"Hell man - if I had known this subject matter was so marketable, I woulda sent in all those full spiral notebooks I've kept in the closet these last 10 years."

zibby commented on What's The Most Regrettable Music You've Ever Listened To?

"I recently decided I wasn't down with O.P.P."

zibby commented on No, You Should Not Save Money By Filling Your Rental Truck's Gas Tank With Water

"You know, I think I just figured out how to get rid of the 6 or 8 gallons of used motor oil I've been too lazy to bring in for proper disposal."

zibby commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"This looks like the foundation for a damned good interview series! Birdman is a kick - he must have a twin, because he's everywhere. Petition Lady is a rotten piece of crap."

zibby commented on Emily Brill's Harrowing Escape From New York

"This is one of those times I hate the internet."

zibby commented on Emily Gould's Highly-Guarded Book Proposal

"I hope all these meetings and stuff are an elaborate prank Kimmel set up."

zibby commented on The Complete Raffaello Follieri Roundup

""So, you don't really have any money that isn't stolen and you may be going to jail?"

zibby commented on Kirsten Dunst, One of Our Most-Stalked

"She's cute, but she kind of reminds of that kid that was in Interview with the Vampire."

zibby commented on Prison Food Stunt Always Amusing

"Hot sauce will fix damned near anything."

zibby commented on Kanye West Angers Hippies

"Maybe I'm just old now, but if someone managed to bring the missing Beatles back to life and convince the whole friggin' band to get back together for a one-off, I'd seriously think twice about waiting 6 hours after the announced time to see them. It's Kanye West, folks."

zibby commented on Fliers Are Officially Fed Up With Crappy Airline Service

"@jamesdenver: Dude, I hear ya, but you just gotta deal."

zibby commented on Tomorrow's Douchey Business Leaders Today

"@Phyllis Nefler: Oddly, it seems that most people don't become aware of the CFA until after they've wasted the time and money on business school."

zibby commented on CVS Doesn't Like Kids

"If this blatant ageism keeps up, next thing you know you will have to be X totally arbitrary years of age to drink alcohol and have teh sex and buy the pr0n and vote and join the military and drive and smoke and buy guns and sign a binding contract and stop having juvenile rights and...wow, it could get ridiculous. Seriously though, there are a lot of laws and rules that exist because society generally acknowledges that kids are stupid - fortunately, the smart ones grow out of it."

zibby commented on "Idea Showers"

"@overunderover: Oh...I gotta stick up for "shit the bed" a little bit."

zibby commented on "Idea Showers"

"My takeaway is that we're seeing a lot of pushback on the use of buzzwords."

zibby commented on One More Thing: Who is Your 70s Crush?

"I'm way fucking late to this party, but if I can cheat a bit to early '80's I'm saying Pia Zadora."

zibby commented on 25 Reasons Why Cable Technicians Hate You

"The guy is right about a couple of things, particularly morons not bothering to move things that obviously need to be moved in order to get the job done."