Swordfish commented on Which Celebrity Likes to Strip When He's Rolling?

"4."

Swordfish commented on Uma Thurman Prepares for Respectable, Passionless Third Marriage

"Arki is far from boring."

Swordfish commented on Rumormonger Blind Item

"I remember my father used to eat a spoonful of mayo before going out to cocktail parties in the 1970s, saying it coated the stomach so you wouldn't get so hungover or some such."

Swordfish commented on Which Faux-Classy Celeb Has a Secret Heroin Habit?

"@Nic Fit: Nope."

Swordfish commented on Which Faux-Classy Celeb Has a Secret Heroin Habit?

"Nothing has a view on the Chateau--it's on a hill, and its in West Hollywood, not BH.I'm going with the Beverly Hilton."

Swordfish commented on No Escape To Italy For Anne Hathaway Ex

"You mean Naomi's "godfather" as she likes to call him??"

Swordfish commented on Which Designer Likes 'Slutty Girls Who Dress Badly'?

"@chip: Then he's in better form that was the buzz in town."

Swordfish commented on Which Designer Likes 'Slutty Girls Who Dress Badly'?

"@econdave: Not sure about Cavalli."

Swordfish commented on Which Actor Is Going Gay in Bar Bathrooms?

"Gawker Stalker answers 2.: Will Smith is all over town."

Swordfish commented on Comedian George Carlin Dead

"Whenever I gave my mother hell for being such a square when she was young--and I mean SQUARE--she would say, "But that's how it was back then." Then recently I learned that she was born on the same day that George Carlin was, same year."

Swordfish commented on Who's In the Tween Threesome?

"B."

Swordfish commented on Elzabeth Hurley Still Not Enraging Denis Leary's Wife

"His wife is Ellen Barkin?"

Swordfish commented on Emma Watson Selling Soul For Cash, Controversy And Curse-Laden World Of Chanel's Fallen Stars

"But it can't be inflation (with an n this time) because the Bush admin keeps insisting there isn't any."

Swordfish commented on Emma Watson Selling Soul For Cash, Controversy And Curse-Laden World Of Chanel's Fallen Stars

"That's a mill more that Miss Kidman earned."

Swordfish commented on It's a Wonderful Lie

"Howie Kurtz has news?"

Swordfish commented on Obama's VP Quandary: Is Prison Rape Funny?

"She's gone."

Swordfish commented on Angelina Jolie's Disappearing Mole

"unless of course she's got a better publicist."

Swordfish commented on Angelina Jolie's Disappearing Mole

"@cassandra: @cassandra: 33, a former smack addict, and it's showing."