"I am going to attempt to make quiz show history and ID the folks that was posted by: RTandHandelscock4eva at 01:26 PM on 07/16/08....BUT, I am going to give obvious hints without naming names...you all can check the management page (providing an intern didnt word jockey it -- or providing none of these folks leave -- OH, I forgot, 5W has low turnover...
1) A lisp, an addiction to ambien, suits with mismatched tops and bottoms and elevator shoes -
**His name sounds like a planet
(2) An ass the size of Mount Rushmore, ankle fat hanging over your knock-off high-heels, look like an over-stuffed fraggle and have more towing capacity than a Mack Truck
** A woman named Ripa who does a show with Regis has the same first name.
(3) A Nguyen-some attitude, bad breath, worse hair, and a screech-like voice reminiscent of a raccoon that just caught on fire.
*** If you can trace, see, and then used the second word of # 3, you may have guessed it.
(4) Cheat on your wife, act like an adolescent, and grow goatees that look like the devil himself shat on your mouth
**** Gotta be the fat-bulous Mr."
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