plasticene commented on Wherein We Finally Attempt to Comprehend The Jonas Brothers

"Columbia dropped them from the label, freeing the Jonases to rule the Disney World and beyond."

plasticene commented on Rex Sorgatz Forgot His Internet Safeword

"Cannot get past that hair, like when a guy with thinning mane puts finger in light socket."

plasticene commented on Washington Post Offends Jonas Brothers Fans, Bitchily Apologizes

"@RocketRockit: Leave."

plasticene commented on Rules Of The Waverly Inn

"I did go."

plasticene commented on Loveable Schlub Kisses Animals, Saves Journalism

"The clip is classic."

plasticene commented on Loveable Schlub Kisses Animals, Saves Journalism

"I love me my Roger."

plasticene commented on Kathie Lee's Awful Interrupting Investigated By Times

"@Banjo Kitten: Please tell me you're kidding."

plasticene commented on Kathie Lee's Awful Interrupting Investigated By Times

"Remember when she called the mammy black-face doll cute?"

plasticene commented on Did Ralph Lauren Embarrass America?

"That hat made Kobe Bryant look like a pinhead."

plasticene commented on Slate Article Causes Copying Texas Alt-Weekly to Quit in a Huff

"This all could have been prevented by a few, well-placed, "as reported i Slate'' or whatever publication Mark Williams was stealing from."

plasticene commented on Slate Article Causes Copying Texas Alt-Weekly to Quit in a Huff

"He's so lazy, he couldn't even get free, well-fitting dentures by doing a story about them."

plasticene commented on John Edwards' Innocent Cover Up

"Would you buy a used car from this man?"

plasticene commented on Slate Article Causes Copying Texas Alt-Weekly to Quit in a Huff

"I am strantely unmoved by Williams' whining about depression, couch-living and such."

plasticene commented on Martin Bashir's 'Boner' Video

"People giggle when they're nervous."

plasticene commented on Alec Baldwin Walks Out On Choire Sicha, LA Times

"Last paragraph, Choire, is beyond brilliant."

plasticene commented on Judith Miller Re-Enlists

"And they're being waterboarded at a precise temperature of 76 degrees."

plasticene commented on A Tale of Four Stupid Mistakes the 'Times' Always Makes

"@ShanghaiLil: yer right."

plasticene commented on A Tale of Four Stupid Mistakes the 'Times' Always Makes

"@ShanghaiLil: I stand corrected, and concur."