plasticene commented on Which "Well Known Author" is Seeking an Assistant?

"@rod townsend: Well, you explained why the female author wants a female assistant."

plasticene commented on Which "Well Known Author" is Seeking an Assistant?

"No criminal background."

plasticene commented on This Great Country of Ours Soldiers On

"That's gotta be four karats hanging from her right ear!"

plasticene commented on This Great Country of Ours Soldiers On

"Meth mouth."

plasticene commented on This Great Country of Ours Soldiers On

"She's NOT dead?"

plasticene commented on Opie's $10 Million Page Six Suit: The Source Denies All

"Benjamin Bratt"

plasticene commented on 'Do Most People In New York Really Act Like This?'

"@IHateNewYork: Wrong."

plasticene commented on 'Do Most People In New York Really Act Like This?'

"Answer to first question: Yes.Second: No.That's all."

plasticene commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

"Correction: He let's the sunshine caress his profile, then she exhales into a breeze that feels like a caress.... That's two caresses in two sentences.. She so horny"

plasticene commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

"The word "caress'' is used twice - in one paragraph."

plasticene commented on Media Hated Hil's Flack

"Obamas people make paranoid phone calls to journos who don't toe the party line."

plasticene commented on 'Page Six' Accuses Olbermann Of Putting Condiments Before Mourning

"OK, so P6 reported that Keith took a car when he couldn't go in first, and he's saying they got it wrong?"

plasticene commented on 'Page Six' Accuses Olbermann Of Putting Condiments Before Mourning

"When will someone admit that Herr Olbermann is the World's Worst Person?"

plasticene commented on How the Hell Do You Get a Job In Media In This Town?

"@Seeräuber Jenny: Not sure I buy into the "Plain writing'' standard."

plasticene commented on Did 1 Oak Try To Shrug Off Gay-Bashing Incident?

"@Newacademy: Looks like no one gets punished at 1 Oak."

plasticene commented on Three Reasons Why Madonna Will Never Have 'Incredible Sex' With Guy Ritchie Again

"What about the children she bought/stole?"

plasticene commented on Did 1 Oak Try To Shrug Off Gay-Bashing Incident?

"" Unfortunately, the situation that occurred at 1OAK was out of the establishment's control."

plasticene commented on How the Hell Do You Get a Job In Media In This Town?

"Just write an article about how impossible it is for a bright, young thing to get a job and get it published."