phil anderson commented on The Beach Makes Alyssa Shelasky Do Extreme Things

" Rowr."

phil anderson commented on "Whoaa. The Manny Was About To Kiss Me!"

" I mean, talk all the shit that you want, but poor people aren't going to write books about "mannies." Let the ladies who lunch have their book, because I doubt anyone else is going to read this crap."

phil anderson commented on You're A MisShape So Start Dressing Like It

" Based on pictures alone I'd probably rather be at Misshapes than be any way involved with Blakely's party..."

phil anderson commented on Everyone's A Kritic

" @pbica: That took me a minute."

phil anderson commented on David Chase Talks About 'The Sopranos' Series Finale

" @karion: The cat was the ghost of Christopher, who Tony can now accept as he is a sociopath that can only show love towards babies and animals. If only the cat had a cleaverpaws, we would've gotten the proper ending... (or that's the ending I made up!)"

phil anderson commented on Sopranos Finale Ruined For Us By Evil Publicist

" I really hope this has nothing to do Wilmer Valderama."

phil anderson commented on 'New York Sun' Will Take Circ By Any Means Necessary

" We got one on our doorstep here in Clinton Hill the other day, too..."