"It's like on "Loveline" when Adam Carolla would ask what the caller does for a living;Caller: I'm a dancer.AC: Oh, you're a stripper.Caller (angry): No, I dance!AC: Do you take your clothes off when you dance?Caller (quietly): Yeah.AC: Then you're a stripper."
"There was a guy in my apt building who also enjoyed yelling at people on his douchebag PA system in his redneck truck.I bet he wondered why there were always cigarette butts and chewed gum in his truck bed."
"Dog's show is a delicious guilty pleasure, but I only started watching it after the South Park episode where Cartman dresses up as Dog.
Beth's boobs are mesmorizing."
"What exactly qualifies Mystery to be a "pickup artist?" I wouldn't want this dude walking up to me in a bar, much less any of his disciples.
Lolcait: as usual, awesome."
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