pbica commented on Chapin Speaks! "Hewitt Was For The Dumb Girls"

"I was in study hall with some Prep-for-Prep girls once, and everything was fine."

pbica commented on How Many Ways Can You Not Say Stripper?

"It's like on "Loveline" when Adam Carolla would ask what the caller does for a living;Caller: I'm a dancer.AC: Oh, you're a stripper.Caller (angry): No, I dance!AC: Do you take your clothes off when you dance?Caller (quietly): Yeah.AC: Then you're a stripper."

pbica commented on Spence And Hewitt's Monogrammed Panties In A Twist Over 'Gossip Girl'

"Did "disincluded" come about the same time as "embiggen"?"

pbica commented on "Hilly Kristal turns out to

"Now just a minute here."

pbica commented on The Backlash Begins Against Rich People 'New Yorker' Profiles

"So if Donatella gets lung cancer, can she sue because she didn't know cigarettes were bad for her?"

pbica commented on Did Fox Censor Sally Field?

"The Emmys actually held my attention for most of the evening."

pbica commented on Full Metal Sadness

"There was a guy in my apt building who also enjoyed yelling at people on his douchebag PA system in his redneck truck.I bet he wondered why there were always cigarette butts and chewed gum in his truck bed."

pbica commented on Bad Taste Runs In Neal Pollack's Family

"You learn to love cold pizza in college, not when you are four and your dad is too lazy to cook a damn hot dog."

pbica commented on The Star Jones Show Is A Train Wreck

"Star actually looked better when she was a large lady, packing the badonkadonk."

pbica commented on amNew York hawkers are suing

"I remember when 5 bucks an hour was the bomb."

pbica commented on Michael Vick Should Have Killed Him Some Babies

"What gets me is that Vick had the nerve to cop an attitude and say he wasn't guilty."

pbica commented on "A New Jersey stockbroker

"Animal hoarding...it's not just for old ladies anymore!"

pbica commented on Billy Joel And Kate Lee Joel Are Like Seconds Away From Divorce

"Joel should take notes from Eric Clapton."

pbica commented on You Can Run But You Can't

"Dog's show is a delicious guilty pleasure, but I only started watching it after the South Park episode where Cartman dresses up as Dog. Beth's boobs are mesmorizing."

pbica commented on For no known reason, former

"If you have to say you are a hardcore bitch, it just ain't so."

pbica commented on Kim Kardashian's Big Fat Armenian Butt

"Oh, come on, quit blaming your heritage for your giant ass."

pbica commented on Pick Up Artist And Pals Will Not See Contestant Fail

"What exactly qualifies Mystery to be a "pickup artist?" I wouldn't want this dude walking up to me in a bar, much less any of his disciples. Lolcait: as usual, awesome."

pbica commented on Rich British Teens As Stupid As Their American Counterparts

"Presenting the finalists for this year's Twit Of The Year!"